smash mouth levels are currently at 83% but fluctuating wildly

(83%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘β–‘

The space between "girlfriend" and "girl friend" can be called the friend
zone.
-AtrociousVirtuoso, Feb 2014
A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.
-PossiblyNSA, Oct 2016
"Aliens don't exist" will be the "The world is flat" of the future.
-vrairaison, Jul 2014

"These JavaScript supersets are getting out of hand"

submitted by FieryBlaze

When people don't sit next to me on public transit I feel both slightly
relieved and slightly rejected.
-eighthedition, May 2016
The Jetsons is to the Flintstones what Futurama is to the Simpsons.
-trashed_culture, Sep 2016
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DistroToot

A mastodon instance created by Derek Taylor, creator of the DistroTube channels on YouTube and LBRY. Derek is an advocate for free and open source software.